November 2010
6 posts
Course I’m bleary eyed bitch
i’ve been hittin the MOET bottle
just like i tossed around yankees
my foot on the throttle
Spent 3 days straight MAC’in
at Celtic Manor Resort
everything I threw at Pavin and Co
No fuckin retort
Turned the golf world on to cardys
when I won it at the Beach
Callaway painter cap on tilt
Stuburt kicks outta reach
I’m the affable lad...
I’m a quiet lad from the midwest
with a killer instinct baby
these Oakley Flak Jackets
drive the groupies crazy
But i keep it on the straight
Bible verses are rawww
Love tech fabrics and football
and a low little draw
Yeh I won the fuckin Masters
Won’t apologize for my behavior
I put on that green jacket
and thanked my lord and savior
there must be something...
i’m the f$%king king of putters
scotty the kid
see that block of milled steel?
BAM!
look at what I just did
Newports and Sonomas
Circle T’s and Red X’s
i whisper “terillium” in bitches ears
then we be havin’ the sexxxes
i’m the Armani of bent grass
The Versace of the moss
check out that WORKS headcover
b&%ch you know what it costs
I run...
I’m a fashion model
no a golfer
with a fantastic chin
my name is el hombre arana
i have more abs than wins
from the world’s capital of cartels and blow
i’m a walking, talking, swinging runway show
tiger wants my muscles
women want my bod
i attack my Titleist
then a wave and a nod
I won the Honda this year
Acushnet tried to nix me
but its me that’ll be...
What’s that on the green?
Is it a bird or Ian P?
Oh that’s just young Mr. Fowler,
he’s color blind, he can’t see
How else could one explain his many shades of melon?
Seemingly endless and endlessly selling.
JD in the ‘Mouth
Doug Sanders’ canary
Rickies outshined them all and it’s only Friday, that’s scary…
But the kid is...
I’m the first hipster golfer
bitches call me ry moore
only dude you know
wearing gingham on tour
got tight pants and tight game
no sponsor cuttin me checks
That’s right I got Scratch on the lid
21st in the FedEx
When I’m not hangin in Vegas
I’m trimming my beard
Don’t forget I rocked headbands
That was a bit weird
I’m the anti-Tim...
