I’m the first hipster golfer
bitches call me ry moore
only dude you know
wearing gingham on tour
got tight pants and tight game
no sponsor cuttin me checks
That’s right I got Scratch on the lid
21st in the FedEx
When I’m not hangin in Vegas
I’m trimming my beard
Don’t forget I rocked headbands
That was a bit weird
I’m the anti-Tim Finchem
The logoless man
I’m a bit like Bob Jones
Sans shower, plus Vans
When I rolled into Augusta
in a bdown and ties
every golf fan wanted to blow me
even the guys
But i’m a mild mannered fella
livin my dream, gettin better
wish I could’ve gone to Wales
I look great in purple sweaters…
